Gotta Love the S550 Mustang Group.

"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist) 07/03/2018 at 22:15 • Filed to: None

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 22:24

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Alright, that’s enough Oppo for today.

*Logs out of Oppo and t hrows MacBook off pier*

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/03/2018 at 22:27

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Back in my day this would be the start of the night time Oppo-ing.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 22:32

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This is why Jalopnik won’t talk to us anymore.

ttyymmnn > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 22:33

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This needs a buffer image at the very least.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 22:34

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Did you troll them with true statements such as “Dat Bachelor Life tho ”?

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/03/2018 at 22:36

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No it’s not, there was a lot that led the the separation of “journalism” and us, pointing out dumb cartoons wasn’t part of it.

bhtooefr > ttyymmnn 07/03/2018 at 22:37

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And really it’s pretty damn transphobic (or at the very least peggingphobic, if that’s a word?), although the post is making fun of morons that post such memes...

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 22:38

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I-it was a joke...I know why Jalopnik doesn’t actually talk to us anymore.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > ttyymmnn 07/03/2018 at 22:38

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Got it.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/03/2018 at 22:40

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At risk of sounding like a real cool guy, I talked to Ballaban at one of the events and we discussed why we can’t be friends. Him and PG were both super cool dudes but, they also want to get paid and can’t hang here.

Jayhawk Jake > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 22:42

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I got banned form the S550 facebook page. I’d like to get un-banned, but haven’t been able to find the right mod I guess

Berang > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 22:42

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At least guys who save it for the track have girlfriends it seems.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 07/03/2018 at 22:43

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No, I just said that they should go to the track and they didn’t like that. “The best racing always happens unexpectedly.”  

Spanfeller is a twat > Berang 07/03/2018 at 22:44

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Or an understanding that a healthy relationship should not be based upon the societal roles placed on men and women. If people are happy doing... um... that, let them be.

Yes, I do prefer the 2.3 turbo to the 5.0, how did you know?

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Berang 07/03/2018 at 22:44

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COTD

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Jayhawk Jake 07/03/2018 at 22:48

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I just got in, I don’t know that I want to be in.

jimz > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 22:54

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I... I don’t get it.

Spridget > Spanfeller is a twat 07/03/2018 at 23:05

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I want a 2.3 Turbo in a Pinto, where do I place on this scale?

Spanfeller is a twat > Spridget 07/03/2018 at 23:08

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Here:

Spridget > Spanfeller is a twat 07/03/2018 at 23:31

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So I guess you could say that I’m explosive in bed.

There are so many puns to made here.

Berang > Spanfeller is a twat 07/03/2018 at 23:32

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They use the word “fuck” but she is fully clothed, and not even my imagination can work out what could potentially be going on here that would resemble “fuck” happening.

Spanfeller is a twat > Berang 07/03/2018 at 23:39

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“that” They’re doing “that”

Spanfeller is a twat > Spridget 07/03/2018 at 23:39

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I’m not gonna judge.

Wagon Guy drives a Boostang > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 23:54

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And that would be why I don’t really take part in the S550 Facebook group...

Spanfeller is a twat > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 23:56

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what made the separation necesary? I need to learn the history of oppo

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/03/2018 at 23:57

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Yup, I talked to PG, AC, DT, & some other writers back in January when they did the karting in Detroit. Lots of legit reasons, & they even said they miss it a little bit. PGs burner on here is For Sweden anyways.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/04/2018 at 02:14

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I don't get it. 

Discerning > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/04/2018 at 08:08

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Ugh. 99.99999% of the people who insist that they have more fun on the street have never been to a track - let alone participated in a track day.

I guarantee they would get passed up by all of the miatas and Subarus  and then go online and complain about something

Discerning > Jayhawk Jake 07/04/2018 at 08:13

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Facebook pages are awful. They always manage to represent the full spectrum of people who bring a bad name to car culture.

I Haven’t been in a single group that didn’t end up with people who were either sexist, disrespectful, petty, ultra-competitive, racist, or all of the above.

They even tear into each other. You would think a runner group for example would be supportive of each other. Nope. People ridiculing others with newer runners and calling them mall crawlers. Others calling 1st or 2nd gens cheap pieces of rusted out garbage.

I just isn't worth it. Some forums have reasonably helpful threads, but Facebook groups or worthless.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/04/2018 at 08:24

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What. I did not know this... Why aren't they (and why is Stef allowed to or does she just not give a fuck?)? I feel like it has something to do with the fact that Oppo is lawless lands. 

Jayhawk Jake > Discerning 07/04/2018 at 09:24

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They’re so entertaining though

Discerning > Jayhawk Jake 07/04/2018 at 09:46

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H yundai Sonata Lovers

This simultaneously surprises me and yet c omes as no surprise at all.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/04/2018 at 11:53

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They can post here on there own terms, some just chose not too.

Spanfeller is a twat > Discerning 07/04/2018 at 14:15

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BUT MY CAR IS MORE POWERFUL

-said the bro as he understeered into the grass after a corner and a Miata overtook him

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 07/04/2018 at 23:13

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Words of an adrenaline junkie and pretend racer

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Berang 07/04/2018 at 23:47

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I don’t track or street race. My hawt wife (and the former hawt GF version) thinks street racers are f*cking cowards and losers. Always has. She occasionally has to ignore a bro that revs his engine next to her at a red light.  One even asked her phone number.

In my experience almost all girls detest illegal and dangerous activities—if not early on, then at least as they mature and develop a desire to start families.

Doesn’t stop the losers from daydreaming, though. Maybe a waifu would dig their stoplight racing.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Discerning 07/05/2018 at 00:52

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The average street racer is single and says things like “T racks are for cucks.”